Attack Of The Cabbage Patch

Who is this boy????
Get him away from me, he scares me!!!!
If he doesn't leave I will bite him!!
Don't say I didn't warn you!
NO HUGS!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!

Mommy has been looking for a Cabbage Patch that looks like me and Grandma Linda found an original 1984 doll! Mommy put new clothes on him to protect the originals but I'm scared of him. He really creeps me out!! Mommy tried to get pictures of me and him but I wasn't having any of it!! Mommy better do something about this boy because he's not allowed in my room anymore!